After we get the kids in bed Sweet Husband and I like to get ready for bed and spend a little time snuggling and talking before we drift off into a slobbery, snorey, tangled bodies sleep. We usually talk about the kids, or what we did that day, or occasionally I start back the whole "How much do you love me" bit. You can find that conversation here. Sometimes we get insanely silly like we did last night.
"It's about time for baby number 3, don't you think?"
"Um, do you actually hear yourself right now? Are you out of your mind?"
"Yeah, I know. But if we were going to have another one, now would be the time."
"Are you saying you want a divorce? Because you know you would leave me if I ever got pregnant again."
"No I wouldn't! I'd just have to go stay somewhere else for those 9 months and then come back after you're not crazy anymore."
"Oh so what? Now I'm crazy??"
"No, no, only when you're pregnant."
"What do you mean crazy?"
"You know... you get all mean and you yell a lot and then there's the continuous crying..."
"No I don't"
"Do you not remember the time you threw a remote at me? Or the time you almost yelled at the people standing in front of the ketchup at Zaxbys?"
"OH so you're saying you don't find me attractive when I'm pregnant? You didn't like my big belly and I was just a big, fat, mean Ogre?"
"Wait?! No, that's not what I said at all. You just twisted my words!I find you very attractive when you're big and round"
"So you must still find me very attractive since I'm bigger now from having your kids." said drenched in sarcasm.
"Kate, you are not bigger! We've been through this. Wait, how did we even get to this conversation??"
"You said you hate me when I'm pregnant and you want to leave me."
"I never said that!!!"
"Oh and you think I'm crazy. So do you think I'm mean now? You think I'm crazy don't you??!?"
"No, well sometimes, but no for the most part."
"Gee, thanks a lot bud. You just lost all your chances of baby number 3 bucko."
He then tickled me and I did a quick karate chop which may have accidentally insured that we never have another baby again.. Sorry Sweet Husband! I was seriously aiming for your stomach...
I'm so happy he puts up with me. I can be a bit of a handful at times. Oh and he's right.... I am crazy while pregnant. I just like to irritate him ;)