"You're so beautiful, come let me give you a back rub before we lay down for the night while I hold you closely and run my fingers through your hair whilst you fall asleep."
"Oh that sounds perfect. You incredible man, you. Never has there ever been a husband as wonderful and caring as you. Every man in the world fails in comparison to you. Hold me closely all night long. I can't sleep without your arms around me."
"Let me kiss you softly and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. I can't wait until we have children. You're going to be such an amazing mother."
"Oh, stop. We both know you'll be the best father in all history of fathers."
"Dude, wake up! Go get the kids they're crying!"
"You go get them. I'm sleeping and I have to work tomorrow."
"I got them last night! Get your lazy bum up and grab a kid! I didn't make these things alone you know!!"
Sigh of frustration
"Hey do you think this mole has always been here" said while scratching belly and stuffing face with chocolate chip cookies.
"Yeah, I think so, but can you put the cookie down and see if this is infected? Will you rub some peroxide on it for me?"
"I can't tell, let me squeeze on it a little bit. Shhh I think the kids are trying to wake up. Let's close our eyes so they think we're sleeping."
"I think they've gone back to sleep. Hey could you scoot over a little? You're rough feet are bothering me."
"Yeah sure, but don't touch me. I can't sleep if you're touching me."
"I love you."
"I love you too."